Category Archives: Gaming

E3 Day 1: Microsoft Blunders, Forgets Kinect Device Exists

  Microsoft made an embarrassing blunder today at it’s E3 press conference when it completely forgot to talk about its plans for its Kinect device, or even mention the accessory at all. Gamers know the Kinect was first announced at 2009’s E3, when Microsoft promised

Sony Press Conference Kills, Drops Mic Seventeen Times

Sony’s E3 press conference was full of dropping microphones.  President and CEO Shawn Layden came out on stage and swiftly sucker punched the entire audience, saying, “The Last Guardian is real motherfucks.  Don’t believe me?  Here’s some gameplay.”  He then accidentally dropped his microphone.  “Shit, sorry,

E3 Day 1: Doom Footage Drops, Doom Confirmed To Pretty Much Be Doom

Footage of id Software’s Doom 4, titled Doom, was shown at E3, and we at Geek Melee can now confirm that the new Doom game will, in fact, be a Doom game. Gameplay footage includes running through a vaguely futuristic industrial setting and shooting at demonic creatures

Praise Gaben: The Steam Summer Sale is Here!

Fellow members of the PC Master Race, and followers of Lord Gaben, rejoice!  The prophecies foretold of another bountiful Steam sale, and it is upon us!  So begins another summer that our wallets shall be raped, our backlogs shall grow, and we shall justify purchases that truly are not needed!

Listen Hear: Final Fantasy VII Fights!

Video games have tons of working parts that go into making them all so amazing.  The story, the characters, the world, the graphics, the controls.  But there is often an element that a lot of people overlook.  An element that truly does bring to life

Beyond Toasty: A Komplete Review of Mortal Kombat X

It’s that time.  The Thunder God has once again summoned me to the defend Earthrealm from evil forces that threaten our world with slavery and death…by beating them within an inch of their life and then ending their miserable existence in a hyper-violent fashion that

Konami Hates Everything, Plans Massive Bowel Movement

[Photo via tortoiseontour] Multifaceted company Konami recently announced plans to shit all over their fan base in numerous and monstrous ways.  “I mean, fuck them, right?” said company CEO Hideki Hayakawa, while dropping a fat duce on a child’s face.  Konami, once known for not shitting

Press X To Immerse

Immersion in video games has become a big talking point among fans and critics lately.  Having recently completed the excellent Metro 2033 series (I know, a little late on that) I thought I would share my thoughts on some recent trends.  In particular – button

The Backstreets Of The Mushroom Kingdom: Mario Kart 8 DLC In Review

He staggered around his house, depressed. “A-nother a-day, a-nother a-coin,” he said, despondently.  His day was going to play out like normal.  Shower.  Shit.  A bowl of ‘Shroom Cereal.  Save the Princess.  Drink.  Stare into the void.  Cry.  Black out.  This routine was getting more and

Listen Hear: Animal Crossing

Video games have tons of working parts that go into making them all so amazing.  The story, the characters, the world, the graphics, the controls.  But there is often an element that a lot of people overlook.  An element that truly does bring to life