Toad has been in the news ALL DAY and it’s for a horrible reason. He doesn’t deserve this! Trump! Stormy! Words! I can’t believe this FINE Toad has been DRAGGED THROUGH THE MUD! Here’s the quote from a book no one will read! Haha just
Sulking far away from anything fun or interesting, four-year-old child Steven “Sony Boy” Sonyeoson refused to build forts and castles at the local playground with other youngsters Samantha “Switch” Tendos and Xander “X” Boxhauff. Although often labeled frienemies, Switch and X recently decided to cross over and
The Netflix Original Death Note film is now forever real and forever bad. Surprised? Of course not. Going through multiple directors, including Shane Black and Gus Van Sant, and a plethora of script changes, the project seemed doomed from the very start. Let me take
There’s a new movie capitalizing on a national tragedy for monetary gain that comes out today. Who wants to see It when you could sit though 9/11. That’s also the name of the film. It’s just called 9/11. What the hell is this poster? Here’s a trailer. Yikes.
All this North Korea news has us feeling particularly apocalyptic lately, so we decided what better way to cope than to make a list of our favorite movies about the end of the world? Here are our top picks, in no particular order. Shaun of
When I was younger, I used to come up with terrible plot ideas for movies all the time. What kid didn’t? I’d bring my Walkman into the bathroom so that I could sync up “Baba O’Riley” perfectly in my mind with whatever silly plot idea
The people of Westeros, specifically the North, are becoming fed up with Bran Stark being completely unsure of everything. Stark is the new Three-Eyed Raven, or the true Lord of Winterfell, or not, or nothing, it’s difficult to explain. “He doesn’t even know what he
I will always be a proud member of PC Master Race. I love building computers. I love that anxious, uncertain feeling of pressing the power button for the first time after hooking up all the components. I love that fresh scent of plastic after taking
There’s a lot of chatter in YouTube videos and in forums about the toxicity right now in Overwatch, and…hm. You know, friends who were there spin me tales, over campfires while we eat beans out of a tin pot, of a time when Overwatch gamers were
I’m not going to mince words here. Castlevania, the new animated series from Netflix, is total and complete shit. It’s bad. It’s very fucking bad. If the show was any longer than four episodes, I never would have finished it. Now, before you say that