I’m not going to mince words here. Castlevania, the new animated series from Netflix, is total and complete shit. It’s bad. It’s very fucking bad. If the show was any longer than four episodes, I never would have finished it. Now, before you say that
During Gamescom 2016, Konami showed a trailer for what appeared to be a really shitty Left 4 Dead 3, but was bizarrely and presumably accidentally named Metal Gear Survive instead. Although the video featured well known characters from the Metal Gear franchise like Big Boss and
I would never for a second forget how good we geeks have it right now. There’s more superhero movies coming out than we can shake a web at. We finally got the Deadpool movie and it’s as good we could have hoped for! The entire
[WARNING: Spoilers ahead. If you haven’t finished Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain, stop reading] In the few months since the release of Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Pain, the Internet has furiously investigated the situation surrounding the game’s disappointing ending. I don’t think
From the first moment he dribbled out his lines like a baby spitting up its applesauce on its chin in Metal Gear Solid V: Ground Zeroes, it was clear Sutherland’s casting had been a Raiden-level misstep. I don’t say that to mean it was clear to
[Photo via tortoiseontour] Multifaceted company Konami recently announced plans to shit all over their fan base in numerous and monstrous ways. “I mean, fuck them, right?” said company CEO Hideki Hayakawa, while dropping a fat duce on a child’s face. Konami, once known for not shitting