Toad has been in the news ALL DAY and it’s for a horrible reason. He doesn’t deserve this! Trump! Stormy! Words! I can’t believe this FINE Toad has been DRAGGED THROUGH THE MUD! Here’s the quote from a book no one will read! Haha just
Sulking far away from anything fun or interesting, four-year-old child Steven “Sony Boy” Sonyeoson refused to build forts and castles at the local playground with other youngsters Samantha “Switch” Tendos and Xander “X” Boxhauff. Although often labeled frienemies, Switch and X recently decided to cross over and
The Netflix Original Death Note film is now forever real and forever bad. Surprised? Of course not. Going through multiple directors, including Shane Black and Gus Van Sant, and a plethora of script changes, the project seemed doomed from the very start. Let me take
There’s a new movie capitalizing on a national tragedy for monetary gain that comes out today. Who wants to see It when you could sit though 9/11. That’s also the name of the film. It’s just called 9/11. What the hell is this poster? Here’s a trailer. Yikes.
When I was younger, I used to come up with terrible plot ideas for movies all the time. What kid didn’t? I’d bring my Walkman into the bathroom so that I could sync up “Baba O’Riley” perfectly in my mind with whatever silly plot idea
The people of Westeros, specifically the North, are becoming fed up with Bran Stark being completely unsure of everything. Stark is the new Three-Eyed Raven, or the true Lord of Winterfell, or not, or nothing, it’s difficult to explain. “He doesn’t even know what he
I’m not going to mince words here. Castlevania, the new animated series from Netflix, is total and complete shit. It’s bad. It’s very fucking bad. If the show was any longer than four episodes, I never would have finished it. Now, before you say that
In a surprise move, Valve made an unexpected appearance at E3 2017. Even more stunning was the list of games they announced during the twelve second press conference. President of Valve Gabe Newell came on stage, pulled out a crumpled piece of paper, and just read a
After mercilessly being made fun of for an entire year because of their dismal showing at E3 2016, Nintendo has returned with a vengeance. “We’re fucking back, and we wanted to let you know we mean business,” said President and COO of Nintendo of America
The rest of E3 should be canceled this year. Shut it down. Send everyone home. The entire 720,000 square foot Los Angeles Convention Center, all of the 5,600 parking spaces, the countless hours of press conferences and new game reveals, and the thousands upon thousands