Category Archives: Gaming

Monopoly To Retire Thimble, No One Gives Single Shit

Famed board game company Hasbro has decided to retire the thimble from their somehow 82 year old game Monopoly and so far, absolutely no one has given a single shit.  “The thimble?  Who the hell picked that token anyway?”  said board game enthusiast Jacob Tally. 

Lore Roundup #3: Overwatch Part III

After raging at a Genji who insta-locked and refuses to switch, have you ever wondered, “I wonder what that asshole’s ninja’s backstory is?” No? Just me? Alright, well, I already wrote this whole article about him, as well as Pharah, Hanzo, and Torbjörn, so like me

Lore Roundup #2: Overwatch Part II

In our first-ever Lore Roundup, we learned about the rise and fall of the Overwatch organization, and met the main three heroes of the lore – Soldier: 76, Winston, and the irrepressible Tracer. We know Winston has put out the call to reform Overwatch, but

Devil’s Third Online Servers Shut Down, All Five Players Furious

After only 16 months since its initial launch, Nintendo has shut down Devil’s Third online servers, upsetting all of the five active users.  Phillip Moon, whose online handle is JizzzzMast3r69, was incredibly upset.  “I mean, I know the game has a complex storyline involving the Kessler

Lore Roundup: Overwatch Origins

When I first discovered Blizzard’s MOBA/shooter mashup megahit, I quickly became interested in the bombastic characters themselves. What had happened to this proud organization “Overwatch?” What had brought these misfits back together? How was the gorilla talking? The game itself, featuring no built-in cinematics or

Working at Valve

“A fearless adventure in knowing what to do when no one’s there telling you what to do.” This line appears on the cover of the Valve employee handbook, and it accurately describes the company culture that is, by all conventional measures, entirely backwards from a traditional work environment. “Imagine