So I think I have a problem. Amiibo, for those of you who are smart and don’t know, are Nintendo’s near-field communication devices in the form of little figurines. Here are some of them lined up in a cool picture: Their use varies from game
I set out to write a satirical article describing an announcement from EA stating they would place the Star Wars Battlefront DLC season passes for the next 10 years on sale preemptively, just in time for the holidays, without having any idea what the content
A new Bond movie is out, and we all know what that means: lots and lots of crass, colorful Bond puns in the headlines! I made it my responsibility to seek these out and rate them on a scale of one to five completely arbitrary
At a recent MIP Junior, an annual trade show held in Cannes that focuses specifically on children’s television, Hasbro Studios President Stephen J. Davis announced that Satan himself would be returning to Earth accompanied by the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse – Transformers films 5, 6,
Superman III. Batman Forever. Blade Trinity. X-Men 3. Spider-Man 3. What do these movies all have in common? That’s right: they’re terrible. Something seems to happen when a superhero movie series hits its third installment. Maybe they just run out of gas. Maybe that’s just when
Video games have tons of working parts that go into making them all so amazing. The story, the characters, the world, the graphics, the controls. But there is often an element that a lot of people overlook. An element that truly does bring to life
On April 1 of this year, crowds gathered online as they anxiously awaited the launch of the highly anticipated new website, Geek Melee. “I took a sick day from work and just kept hitting refresh,” avid geek media enthusiast Hoxton Buckinghorn, Jr. recalled. “We all
From the first moment he dribbled out his lines like a baby spitting up its applesauce on its chin in Metal Gear Solid V: Ground Zeroes, it was clear Sutherland’s casting had been a Raiden-level misstep. I don’t say that to mean it was clear to
I always heard this movie was Steven Spielberg trying to be Stanley Kubrick and falling flat on his face, so I admit I had some low expectations. I was anticipating something like Bicentennial Man, and at the movie’s very beginning (after all those fucking weird
I thought it was a joke. I’m sure everyone did. But rest assured, I have both purchased and played Shower With Your Dad Simulator 2015: Do You Still Shower With Your Dad? Also that’s the full and actual title of this game. And it’s a