Category Archives: Gaming

3 Ways No One Cares You Don’t Like Pokémon Go

It had to happen. Whenever something achieves widespread popularity, then like a bouncy flower girl trailing the bridal party with a basket of dead bunnies, Internet grouches come along to dump on it. Smug counterculture hipsters, pursed-lip Baby Boomers, and self-righteous white knights can’t wait

Bubsy Proposes Game Remasters, Feature Film, Presidential Bid

Following the news that Crash Bandicoot would be receiving remasters of his first three titles, ’90s mascot and all around bad boy Bubsy Bobcat, in a statement released earlier today, said he was ready for acclaimed studio Accolade to begin work on remastered versions of

Nintendo’s Top Six Moments Of E3

Nintendo is a company that marches to the beat of its own drum.  Every E3 they’ve demonstrated just that, with the last several years opting out of a press conference altogether in favor of their own brand of showing off new games.  This year was

“News”: Half-Life 3 and God We Are So Old Now

Seriously ancient grandpas watching the Gabe Newell composite interview video on Friday, which spliced together clips over a ten year period of the game guru’s comments on the long-developing Half-Life 2: Episode 3, reminisced about the Half-Life series from like a million years ago. ‘It was

No Man’s Sky Delayed To Make Time For Plot, Reasons To Play Game

With less than a month from the original launch window, No Man’s Sky co-director Sean Murray came to the realization that no actual campaign or gameplay functionality, outside of going to an innumerable amount of randomly generated planets and then proudly telling other people that you did

Undertale Is A Triumph Of Indie Gaming

“Boy, that is the ugliest looking game I’ve seen in a while.” That was my first reaction to Undertale, a video game that was released on my birthday, September 15th, of 2015.  Although my opinion about the art still holds somewhat true, the charm of

A Gamer’s Prayer for Good Movies

  God, I know we don’t talk much, what with me being an atheist who never gives a dollar to the hungry at the grocery store checkout. But we really need to talk. Since 1993, you’ve been smiting us humble gamers with abominable movies based

Star Fox 64: The Voices That Echo Through The Lylat System

The original Star Fox was released in North America on the Super Nintendo back on March 26th, 1993.  A huge success, it cemented itself as one of the flagship franchises for Nintendo.  Four years later, on June 30th of 1997, the sequel and reboot Star