Category Archives: Film

Carrie Fisher: Not Our Madonna, But Our Friend

By now, you’ve probably heard the news that’s rocked the geekosphere, but just in case: Carrie Fisher, of Princess Leia fame, is dead at 60. Never as a kid watching The Empire Strikes Back in the family living room did I think for a moment

Nooz Melee: “Hamlet” Reboot Announced

Producers at Lionmount Studio announced today they would be rebooting the centuries-old English classic, Hamlet, including a full-blown rewrite. “We’re always saying as justification for these reboots and such that, you know, Hamlet’s been re-performed and re-interpreted hundreds of times,” explained Harvey Killjoy, a studio

Best Scary/Spoopy Halloween Movies To Watch in 2016

Geek Melee’s website Tech-Lord Jon the First and its premiere Poet of Poop Jokes David got together to come to an agreement on what was the scariest, and the spoopiest, movie to watch for Halloween 2016. Their only criteria: they had to be the best

Shin Godzilla Review: The New, The True, The God

Shin Godzilla is quite possibly the best title for the film reboot about a giant creature wreaking havoc across Japan.  “Shin” can convey several meanings, including “new”, “true”, and “god”, all of which are fitting for the latest entry in the long running kaiiju franchise. 

Suicide Squad Review: Ugh, It Was Such An Amazing Trailer

Warning: This review contains spoilers! As I’ve written about before, no one’s ever quite re-bottled the lightning that was GoldenEye 007. But the most ham-fisted and soulless effort was surely GoldenEye: Rogue Agent. The hook of this “sequel” was that you would be playing a villain, and