Warning: This review contains spoilers! As I’ve written about before, no one’s ever quite re-bottled the lightning that was GoldenEye 007. But the most ham-fisted and soulless effort was surely GoldenEye: Rogue Agent. The hook of this “sequel” was that you would be playing a villain, and
Pokémania (Part 2) has swept the nation, and millions of people are asking themselves: how can I spend more time playing this ridiculously addictive nostalgia trip? The answer is as blindingly obvious as a Pikachu Thunderbolt. This is a game where your progress is measured by
As the Pokémon Go craze continues to swell, I thought it might be fun to travel back to the late ’90s to see how it all began, specifically since Generation 1 is the main attraction. Before I started my PokéJourney, I was a Nintendo Power
It had to happen. Whenever something achieves widespread popularity, then like a bouncy flower girl trailing the bridal party with a basket of dead bunnies, Internet grouches come along to dump on it. Smug counterculture hipsters, pursed-lip Baby Boomers, and self-righteous white knights can’t wait
I’m a pretty big fan of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. The trailer for the reboot was enough for me to just say, “yeah no thanks” and move right along. The sequel, Out of the Shadows, which hit theaters on June 3rd and with its introduction of
Okay guys. I want to be serious for a second. Today, no jokes about handjobs from Wolverine or taking cheap shots at Microsoft. Or Harrison Ford. Or Goku’s father skills. When you get down to, it I actually do take a lot of cheap shots,
Following the news that Crash Bandicoot would be receiving remasters of his first three titles, ’90s mascot and all around bad boy Bubsy Bobcat, in a statement released earlier today, said he was ready for acclaimed studio Accolade to begin work on remastered versions of
Nintendo is a company that marches to the beat of its own drum. Every E3 they’ve demonstrated just that, with the last several years opting out of a press conference altogether in favor of their own brand of showing off new games. This year was
Mystique of the X-Men movies has been all over the news lately, and as sure as the sunrise, it’s time for me to have an opinion about it! Welcome to Cape Talk! The Solo Mystique Film No One Wants Bryan Singer is flapping his yap
Seriously ancient grandpas watching the Gabe Newell composite interview video on Friday, which spliced together clips over a ten year period of the game guru’s comments on the long-developing Half-Life 2: Episode 3, reminisced about the Half-Life series from like a million years ago. ‘It was