All posts by David

Third Superhero Movies: A History of Badness

  Superman III. Batman Forever. Blade Trinity. X-Men 3. Spider-Man 3. What do these movies all have in common? That’s right: they’re terrible. Something seems to happen when a superhero movie series hits its third installment. Maybe they just run out of gas. Maybe that’s just when

A.I. Artificial Intelligence: “Throw Me Over The Propeller”

I always heard this movie was Steven Spielberg trying to be Stanley Kubrick and falling flat on his face, so I admit I had some low expectations. I was anticipating something like Bicentennial Man, and at the movie’s very beginning (after all those fucking weird

Stop Putting Tiny Ki Blasts in DBZ Games, I’m Serious

  Dear Dragon Ball Z video game developers, Please stop putting those shitty tiny ki blasts in your games, God please just stop doing it. First, I love your latest DBZ entry, Dragon Ball: Xenoverse (and yes, I get the joke in there, Xenoverse, XV,

Oklahoma Man Still Seeking Last Arkham Knight Riddle

  An Oklahoma man is still seeking his last Riddler challenge in Batman: Arkham Knight. Keith Frakes, a 28-year-old project manager currently residing in Oklahoma City, explains that he started playing the game soon after it was released but often put off searching for the

Batgirl & Harley Quinn DLC: Actually Pretty Good

Look, I know that Harley Quinn DLC back in the day wasn’t the post-coital ball cradle we well wanted after the immensely satisfying coitus that is Batman: Arkham City. The story floundered in the wake of Paul Dini’s absence, and the entire level is training

Kung Fury Review: It’s Your New Favorite Movie

  Time to tie on your blood-soaked headband and shoot open your car door; Laser Unicorn’s crowdfunded eighties-styled action parody Kung Fury is ripping up YouTube. Already the short film has almost 20 million views and thumbs up outnumber the thumbs wrong by about 60 to 1.

6 Ways Goku Is A Shitty Dad

Oh Dragon Ball. You tend to present Goku as this Buddha-like man of peace, who only fights to save his friends and family and also because he kind of loves it. But when the fight is over, how is he at home, actually raising his

Max Fleischer Superman VS Dinosaur

  Words can’t describe how much I loved this Max Fleischer short, but it’s greatness demands I make a feeble attempt. I mean, first of all, Lois Lane’s sass is at yell-and-crush-your-Saiyan-Scouter-in-your-hand levels. Superman pulls her from right out the dinosaur’s mouth and when he

Identity of the Arkham Knight Revealed! Sort Of! (Not Really)

It’s only 24 hours until Batman: Arkham Knight drops and Rocksteady Studios once again revolutionizes Batman-based gameplay as we now know it. Many web sites have claimed to have already uncovered the identity of the game’s mysterious titular villain, the Arkham Knight, but we at Geek Melee