It had to happen. Whenever something achieves widespread popularity, then like a bouncy flower girl trailing the bridal party with a basket of dead bunnies, Internet grouches come along to dump on it. Smug counterculture hipsters, pursed-lip Baby Boomers, and self-righteous white knights can’t wait
Okay guys. I want to be serious for a second. Today, no jokes about handjobs from Wolverine or taking cheap shots at Microsoft. Or Harrison Ford. Or Goku’s father skills. When you get down to, it I actually do take a lot of cheap shots,
Mystique of the X-Men movies has been all over the news lately, and as sure as the sunrise, it’s time for me to have an opinion about it! Welcome to Cape Talk! The Solo Mystique Film No One Wants Bryan Singer is flapping his yap
Seriously ancient grandpas watching the Gabe Newell composite interview video on Friday, which spliced together clips over a ten year period of the game guru’s comments on the long-developing Half-Life 2: Episode 3, reminisced about the Half-Life series from like a million years ago. ‘It was
WARNING: This article is just riddled with spoilers. If you haven’t read Captain America: Steve Rogers #1, Justice League #50, or DC Universe: Rebirth #1, then read at your own risk!! Captain America and Bucky…More Than Just Pals? #GiveCaptainAmericaABoyfriend Yeah, we all know his name. B U C K Y! pic.twitter.com/8uUAIS3ipf
God, I know we don’t talk much, what with me being an atheist who never gives a dollar to the hungry at the grocery store checkout. But we really need to talk. Since 1993, you’ve been smiting us humble gamers with abominable movies based
WARNING: This review contains spoilers, both for Captain America: Civil War AND Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice! Am I really so petty, so childish, that I can’t enjoy one movie without taking cheap shots at a similar one in every paragraph? Seems awfully immature of me. Let me
Captain America: Civil War hits theaters on May 5, ending a spectacular spate of superhero-on-superhero action that started with season 2 of Daredevil on Netflix. The early reviews are positive, and I have that deep-down childlike kind of excitement. Make no mistake, it is good time to
Geek Melee is proud to release its first-ever video review! We’re not sure why it had to be about cereal.
A Koopa Candidate King Bowser Koopa of the Koopa Troop threw his hat into the ring Thursday for the Gaming Party’s nomination. In a rousing speech, he promised to prevent Italians from entering World 8, sometimes known as “Dark Land,” claiming Italians were often