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Konami Hates Everything, Plans Massive Bowel Movement

[Photo via¬†tortoiseontour] Multifaceted company Konami recently announced plans to shit all over their fan base in numerous and monstrous ways.¬† “I mean, fuck them, right?” said company CEO Hideki Hayakawa, while dropping a fat duce on a child’s face.¬† Konami, once known for not shitting