Identity of the Arkham Knight Revealed! Sort Of! (Not Really)

It’s only 24 hours until Batman: Arkham Knight drops and Rocksteady Studios once again revolutionizes Batman-based gameplay as we now know it. Many web sites have claimed to have already uncovered the identity of the game’s mysterious titular villain, the Arkham Knight, but we at Geek Melee

Nintendo Attempts Good E3, Gives Up Five Minutes In

Nintendo recently held their E3 Digital Event.  With what appeared to be a firm grasp on what fans wanted to see, the video opened with a comical skit employing puppet versions of President of Nintendo of America Reggie Fils-Aime, President and CEO of Nintendo Satoru

E3 Day 1: Microsoft Blunders, Forgets Kinect Device Exists

  Microsoft made an embarrassing blunder today at it’s E3 press conference when it completely forgot to talk about its plans for its Kinect device, or even mention the accessory at all. Gamers know the Kinect was first announced at 2009’s E3, when Microsoft promised

Sony Press Conference Kills, Drops Mic Seventeen Times

Sony’s E3 press conference was full of dropping microphones.  President and CEO Shawn Layden came out on stage and swiftly sucker punched the entire audience, saying, “The Last Guardian is real motherfucks.  Don’t believe me?  Here’s some gameplay.”  He then accidentally dropped his microphone.  “Shit, sorry,

Praise Gaben: The Steam Summer Sale is Here!

Fellow members of the PC Master Race, and followers of Lord Gaben, rejoice!  The prophecies foretold of another bountiful Steam sale, and it is upon us!  So begins another summer that our wallets shall be raped, our backlogs shall grow, and we shall justify purchases that truly are not needed!

Listen Hear: Final Fantasy VII Fights!

Video games have tons of working parts that go into making them all so amazing.  The story, the characters, the world, the graphics, the controls.  But there is often an element that a lot of people overlook.  An element that truly does bring to life

Beyond Toasty: A Komplete Review of Mortal Kombat X

It’s that time.  The Thunder God has once again summoned me to the defend Earthrealm from evil forces that threaten our world with slavery and death…by beating them within an inch of their life and then ending their miserable existence in a hyper-violent fashion that

Daredevl Recap Episode 5 “World on Fire”

  So the show is really rolling now. Last episode we got our first good long look at what this show wants to do with Kingpin and – Oh no. Here we go. Since the first episode I’ve been dreading this moment. The “Jennifer Garner in the

Konami Hates Everything, Plans Massive Bowel Movement

[Photo via tortoiseontour] Multifaceted company Konami recently announced plans to shit all over their fan base in numerous and monstrous ways.  “I mean, fuck them, right?” said company CEO Hideki Hayakawa, while dropping a fat duce on a child’s face.  Konami, once known for not shitting