Category Archives: Film

The 3 Marvel Movies You MUST See Again Before Age of Ultron

Avengers: Age of Ultron opens tonight, which means you’re running out of time to marathon the entire Marvel Cinematic Universe before you sit down for a weekend of some robot-ass-kicking goodness. Should you plunk down a chunk of change you could buy a new triple-A

This Music Video Is My Spirit Animal

We’ve had a real glut of movie trailers and teasers over the past couple weeks as the different studios jockey for attention in anticipation of summer blockbuster season. It started with Marvel/Disney’s first trailer for Ant-Man last Monday, and though I’m still disappointed that we

Man on Instagram Vows Only One More Handjob

The social media world was set on fire Saturday when a man on Instagram vowed to only give out one more handjob. Further investigation revealed the man to be veteran actor Hugh Jackman, famous for his recurring role as the gruff superhero Wolverine across seven different

Takers: A Look Back At Failure

Recently, people have been putting together their “Best Of” and “Worst Of” lists.  Their Oscar picks of who should have won and who did.  Reviews of movies that actually came out this month.  I considered doing one of these, but you know, I didn’t.  Instead,

A Chrimbus Holiday In Arda: The Hobbit Trilogy In Review

It was a time in December, very near to Chrimbus Day.  No one cared.  Fifteen idiots from the land of Center-earth Planet Place were on their way to see the new movie film for theaters The Interview, a satirical comedy about the insane and oppressive

7 Reasons Star Wars Is Dead (And We The Fans Killed It)

Yes, Star Wars is dead. Power down the lightsabers, switch off the breathing apparatuses, because the Star Wars that exists now is the Ewok-Empire battle of its own story. How did this happen? Friends, fellow geeks, our beloved franchise is lost. And as Jerry Holkins of