All posts by Drew

Sony Press Conference Kills, Drops Mic Seventeen Times

Sony’s E3 press conference was full of dropping microphones.  President and CEO Shawn Layden came out on stage and swiftly sucker punched the entire audience, saying, “The Last Guardian is real motherfucks.  Don’t believe me?  Here’s some gameplay.”  He then accidentally dropped his microphone.  “Shit, sorry,

Listen Hear: Final Fantasy VII Fights!

Video games have tons of working parts that go into making them all so amazing.  The story, the characters, the world, the graphics, the controls.  But there is often an element that a lot of people overlook.  An element that truly does bring to life

Konami Hates Everything, Plans Massive Bowel Movement

[Photo via tortoiseontour] Multifaceted company Konami recently announced plans to shit all over their fan base in numerous and monstrous ways.  “I mean, fuck them, right?” said company CEO Hideki Hayakawa, while dropping a fat duce on a child’s face.  Konami, once known for not shitting

The Backstreets Of The Mushroom Kingdom: Mario Kart 8 DLC In Review

He staggered around his house, depressed. “A-nother a-day, a-nother a-coin,” he said, despondently.  His day was going to play out like normal.  Shower.  Shit.  A bowl of ‘Shroom Cereal.  Save the Princess.  Drink.  Stare into the void.  Cry.  Black out.  This routine was getting more and

Listen Hear: Animal Crossing

Video games have tons of working parts that go into making them all so amazing.  The story, the characters, the world, the graphics, the controls.  But there is often an element that a lot of people overlook.  An element that truly does bring to life

BoxBoy! Review: Can’t Box Me In

BoxBoy! is one of the most fun and unique puzzle-platformer games I’ve played in a long while.  What’s even better, it has a 4.99 price tag.  The 3DS downloadable title by HAL Laboratory, developer of the Kirby and Smash Bros. series, has hours of quandaries to solve and I’m here

Listen To Animal Crossing Music On Your Browser Always

Kazumi Totaka makes some brilliant video game music.  I’ll be sure and elaborate more on that soon.  The Animal Crossing series is just one of many examples.  However, thanks to a new Google Chrome extension, you can listen to the sweet sounds of Totaka’s work

Nintendo Direct Makes Me Excited And Want To Die At The Same Time

Nintendo recently put up another of their “Nintendo Direct” videos.  As per usual, the beginning and the end of the announcement had fantastic news delivered by company president Satoru Iwata about Smash Bros., Mario Marker, and Mario Kart 8.  The middle, delivered by Nintendo Treehouse Marketing

Listen Hear: Melty Monster Galaxy

Video games have tons of working parts that go into making them all so amazing.  The story, the characters, the world, the graphics, the controls.  But there is often an element that a lot of people overlook.  An element that truly does bring to life