In a surprise move, Valve made an unexpected appearance at E3 2017. Even more stunning was the list of games they announced during the twelve second press conference. President of Valve Gabe Newell came on stage, pulled out a crumpled piece of paper, and just read a
Nintendo Finally Has Good E3, Reggie Fils-Aimé Loses Mind, Yells, Breaks Shit, Is Incomprehensible And Rightly So
After mercilessly being made fun of for an entire year because of their dismal showing at E3 2016, Nintendo has returned with a vengeance. “We’re fucking back, and we wanted to let you know we mean business,” said President and COO of Nintendo of America
The rest of E3 should be canceled this year. Shut it down. Send everyone home. The entire 720,000 square foot Los Angeles Convention Center, all of the 5,600 parking spaces, the countless hours of press conferences and new game reveals, and the thousands upon thousands
After six films based on the Resident Evil video game series over a span of 15 goddamn years, it appears the film series is getting a reboot because art is dead. Constantin Film, the production company responsible for the atrocities sometimes referred to as “films”,
After Nintendo made the baffling decision to halt production of the NES Classic, it appears a new rumor has cropped up about the company making an Super Nintendo counterpart for the holiday season. Although nothing is confirmed, I thought it would be fun to make
Right up front, I’m not a Ghost in the Shell aficionado. I’ve known of its existence for a long while, the picture of her with sunglasses and a gun in her hand always being the first thing I think of when the title is mentioned.
As I covered in a previous article, Nintendo used to send out promotional VHS tapes to Nintendo Power subscribers about upcoming video games. One of the better ones was for Star Fox 64. Much like the Pokémon video, I ran this tape through the ringer
The Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild Review: What Are You Doing Buy The Game Already Wow Hurry Up Wow
zeldas breathe of teh wild is really really good im enjoying it so damn much its definately the best Zelda gmae in the series and takes everythig in a new direction and so many weaposns and jesus the map is so big where do i
After watching a VHS tape designed to brainwash kids into loving Pokémon, I felt inclined to revisit the beloved anime series from my childhood. Pokémon: Indigo League, season one of the long running series, is the only one I finished, mostly because Brock left early
Famed board game company Hasbro has decided to retire the thimble from their somehow 82 year old game Monopoly and so far, absolutely no one has given a single shit. “The thimble? Who the hell picked that token anyway?” said board game enthusiast Jacob Tally.