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Comedy Central Announces New Daily Show Host As…Wait, Him? Really?

When liberal funnyman Jon Stewart announced he was leaving The Daily Show after nearly 17 years of sharp-edged political comedy, two things happened right away. First, there was a giant party at Fox News. Shephard Smith was, naturally, the DD. But the second thing that happened was

Batman Origins: The New Reader’s Comics Guide

The 80’s were a golden time for Batman. His relevance had been slowly dropping off since the cancellation of his campy 60’s TV show, despite Dennis O’Neil and Neal Adams’ beloved Bronze Age gothic overhaul in the comics. Then, like a bolt of lightning on

Man on Instagram Vows Only One More Handjob

The social media world was set on fire Saturday when a man on Instagram vowed to only give out one more handjob. Further investigation revealed the man to be veteran actor Hugh Jackman, famous for his recurring role as the gruff superhero Wolverine across seven different

7 Reasons Star Wars Is Dead (And We The Fans Killed It)

Yes, Star Wars is dead. Power down the lightsabers, switch off the breathing apparatuses, because the Star Wars that exists now is the Ewok-Empire battle of its own story. How did this happen? Friends, fellow geeks, our beloved franchise is lost. And as Jerry Holkins of