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Power Rangers: It’s Actually Good! Seriously! I Know, Right??

If Michael Bay directed The Breakfast Club, you’d get the 2017 Power Rangers. And here’s what’s nuts: That’s actually a good thing. This is shallow fun done almost flawlessly. Warning: After this point there are light spoilers.  Here’s something else that’s kind of crazy to say: if

Lore Roundup #3: Overwatch Part III

After raging at a Genji who insta-locked and refuses to switch, have you ever wondered, “I wonder what that asshole’s ninja’s backstory is?” No? Just me? Alright, well, I already wrote this whole article about him, as well as Pharah, Hanzo, and Torbjörn, so like me

Lore Roundup #2: Overwatch Part II

In our first-ever Lore Roundup, we learned about the rise and fall of the Overwatch organization, and met the main three heroes of the lore – Soldier: 76, Winston, and the irrepressible Tracer. We know Winston has put out the call to reform Overwatch, but

Carrie Fisher: Not Our Madonna, But Our Friend

By now, you’ve probably heard the news that’s rocked the geekosphere, but just in case: Carrie Fisher, of Princess Leia fame, is dead at 60. Never as a kid watching The Empire Strikes Back in the family living room did I think for a moment

Lore Roundup: Overwatch Origins

When I first discovered Blizzard’s MOBA/shooter mashup megahit, I quickly became interested in the bombastic characters themselves. What had happened to this proud organization “Overwatch?” What had brought these misfits back together? How was the gorilla talking? The game itself, featuring no built-in cinematics or

Nooz Melee: “Hamlet” Reboot Announced

Producers at Lionmount Studio announced today they would be rebooting the centuries-old English classic, Hamlet, including a full-blown rewrite. “We’re always saying as justification for these reboots and such that, you know, Hamlet’s been re-performed and re-interpreted hundreds of times,” explained Harvey Killjoy, a studio

Best Scary/Spoopy Halloween Movies To Watch in 2016

Geek Melee’s website Tech-Lord Jon the First and its premiere Poet of Poop Jokes David got together to come to an agreement on what was the scariest, and the spoopiest, movie to watch for Halloween 2016. Their only criteria: they had to be the best

Luke Cage Episode 1: Kinda Sorta Not Very Good

“Suck it, DC Cinematic Universe.” That’s what Marvel has earned the right to say, after a year and a half of Netflix original series that have exploded the possibilities for dark, gritty and “realistic” superheroes. And these series got popular without anything close to household